because three in the morning makes me delirious

Picture this, if you can: a low hill, a mere mound of earth rising from the flat plains around it, lit dimly by the lights of the houses built on it; light that diffuses sluggishly out from between curtains and door-cracks. It is night in this little community. Or rather, it is too early for anything in its right mind to be awake.

Done? Excellent. Now, just zoom into one of the houses there, one that sits nestled quite in the middle - well, maybe it is a little off-centre, but that matters not. Zoom into the house, so that you may vaguely discern the outlines of the rooms in it. There is the parents' room, of course, and certainly our heroine's room. Added to that, there are two other rooms, each belonging to her brothers.

Have you finished yet? Here, let me see... yes, that looks about right. Now, focus on the room of our main character - no, no, this is virtual, you see, of course she is of the female persuasion, but I assure you this violates no written law anywhere; indeed, I do not mean that literally! Just - just keep sane for a moment while the story is getting written out!

Ahem. Anyway. So, yes, focus on the young lady's room. Ahem. Now, picture a bed - no, no, no! I tell you, this is a perfectly innocuous tale! All she is doing is--


--typing this out on my bed. Yawn. Have you seen the time? Blimey, nearly three in the morning. Alright, sleep is in order. Bear with the crap x) and the smiley. Gnite.

wits, he says.

An awesome exchange. Part of the dialogue in some random fluff I came across.

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."
"Talk is cheap - but that's all right, so are you."
"I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion."

Like, isn't the first dude wonderful?

the Trocks are dead

I. Need. Reading material.

Quick, someone lend me something!

tweeze and turn

was in the mood to make header.
unfortunately, was also in the mood to make something monochromatic.
and, am in the mood to ignore shift key.

totally moodless now. bye.

bingeley bingeley beep!

I see deeeemonss... *froth at mouth* Aaaackk... *gurgle* Waterrrr...help!

Note to self (and any who need it):
Never ever take cholera, sorry, chlorella niblets even if mummy dearest gives you the most imploring - or scary, whichever she does better - look she can pull. Because they really suck.

Trust me on this one?

ai no kizu + natsu no yume

I must be nearing my daily download limit now. (O_O) ...

I can't help it! Some of the stuff I want isn't available on view-online sites! Some of it is only complete on download sites because uploaders for the former gave up halfway! Most of them are titles too obscure to be sold in this country! And I've been abstaining from downloading for months now!

T-T

a raven named Quoth

I dare you to.

I am bored brainless.

I can't wait till the book sale.

I have discovered the importance of feel-good songs.

I hate inkless pens.

I have the most worrying dreams during my afternoon naps.

I am quite, quite broke.

I haven't finished my cream crackers.

I am worried that I may be a dork.

I can't keep my mouse away from the OneManga link.

I think I need my jacket.

I wish I hadn't given the last of my Mars away.

I like where the plot is heading.

I am trying to convince myself to shut this down.

I am failing to do so.

I know how stupid this is.

I want coffee.

I need new pens.

I really should be studying.

Ugh.

nobility, indeed

Excerpt from Mort:

"...and the princesses were so noble they, they could pee through a dozen mattresses--"
"What?"
"Something like that, anyway."

LOL.

medley?

*opens door, walks in*

"Omigod, it's so cool and quiet in here! I could seriously just...lie down...and go to sleep..."
"Uh. Yeah, except this is the staffroom."
"Oh, damn."

is that what you call 'potential'?

To tell people that they can, that you can for them - is that comfort?
But in this situation, all it shows is that you can, but didn't and won't. Oh, but take solace in the taste of possibilty, o friends.

Ours is one that is built on maybe, survives on will-be, and will likely die on could-have-been.

eyeblight

It's sad, the state Perak's politics are in. And no, pun not intended.

Underhanded, yes, okay, fine - but did they have to be such savages as well? Their dragging the resisting members out of the hall...it was practically a brawl.

Pathetic. And this is coming from a kid.

gifts

dedicated to the fab four (lol) and inspired by a tale about a talking moon and its army of squirrels:

A book, some cards, plenty of words;
One would-be limerick and a scarf.
How could I not love you nerds?
Next time we go out, I'll buy you each a cream puff.

+

With gigan thanks to:
Nutnut, Sugarsugar, Ms. Sexy and the Munster

Further thanks to:
Mr. Zyng, Alex V and Yee Weng

My appreciation to:
Berryberry, Reicheru-sama, Illing, Ju, Eli, the Brothers and the Cuzzies

ebb

Hardly anyone is never what they claim they aren't. Isn't that strange?

I still haven't decided if I should be feeling upset that they can't remember if I was there or not. Is it that my presence is so unnoticeable? Maybe I should be flattered instead, because maybe I'm so integral that they assume I was always there.

Ah, I don't know. I guess going with the latter is best all around, so...

tricks and treats!