Right. I put the word experiment in inverted commas because our class ended up not doing the darned experiment for god-knows-what reasons. A bunch of us at the back of class [best seats - the further away you sit from a teacher, the less chance there is of you contracting the Teachers' Disease, which have effects too horrible to put in script] were yakking about nonsense...mostly random topics, then ying han came up with a piece of genius. So without further ado, I present to you... the steps for the bromine gas experiment:
1 Throw it in
2 Watch
3 Smell
4 Hospital
5 Funeral
6 Meet the 'orang atas'
7 Reincarnation
8 Repeat steps 1-7
Go ahead and use it for school. :D
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