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To Whom It Probably Concerns,
Follow along, please, and don't interrupt. At one point I was just Haku. Normal Haku. As normal as it gets in the Spirit World, anyway. That is, until you people started shoving me into indecent fanfics where none of you cared about what you were doing. I'm getting tired of you guys making me fall head over heels for some emo, trashy version of Chihiro. Really, I am. I've had it up to... here... with the fanfics that end up with me finding Chihiro and trying to save her with all my Spirit God Might because she's become some depressed, lonely girl with rainbow highlights in her hair that listens to screamo music and refuses to eat because she'll become a whale... all because I "broke my promise".
- takes breath -
So do you get my point or not?
Oh, I also forgot to mention; stop inserting yourselves into your crummy fanfics as Chihiro. And I'd appreciated it if you stopped with the super special, rare and perfect, mysterious and one of a kind Mary-Sue names that you give yourselves (What kind of Japanese name is Jamie? AND VALKYRIE MARY HIVER... Everytime I hear that name I always think of liver. Which I have a distaste for. Or hither. Which is odd, to say the least.), while making Chihiro forget her past so you can insert your ug - excuse me, - clears throat - beautiful selves into your new creations that I must love and adore and kiss/suffocate so much it must be impossible to breath but you do it anyway because you love me so much.
Oh, and please stop making Chihiro some gangster who swears in every sentence. However, I've only seen that one a few times. Who knows, maybe I'm overreacting, because apparently I tend to do that a lot these days...
Domo,
- Haku.
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HAHAH! That's the thing about FF.net (and other similar sites la); there's a lot more lousy stuff than bearable. This one's more of a rant than anything but I like it. That dude gets my nod xD forgot what the name was, though. Oh well.
Don't even get me started...I'd probably go on longer.
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