Laws of Life
Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands get coated in grease, your nose will start to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.
Theatre Rule: Those with seats furthest from the aisle will always arrive last.
I especially agree with the first two. And the fifth, come to think of it. Geh.
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