agitation, agitation

I'm posting twice a day now, aren't I? I'm sorry, how annoying that must be. Anyway, this post is only here because I want to push the previous one (with the LOL picture and all) further down so that it won't appear in the screenshot of my blog on my New Tab page. My carefully planned aesthetic (I love my bookmarks) has been completely ruined.

So I will just rant here. Firstly: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH MY PERSONAL STATEMENT?! Why is it that it keeps turning out like a character-explaining life story instead of a concise explanation of my strengths (if those even exist), achievements (these definitely don't) and motivations? I try and try, but I just can't make myself sound impressive. I can make myself sound vaguely likeable (by constructing a false image from strategically-worded truths), yes, but to make the cut would require more than just a good attitude, wouldn't it? Someone, please just empty a cartridge right into my skull!

BUT. It's Trainers' Course this coming weekend!
*apprehension leaking out of every oversized pore*

This post really lives up to the name of this blog. LOL.