Wednesday, November 17, 2010

a message to my stalkee

Dear whoever-you-are,

I apologise if you are freaked out by the fact that I seem to be popping up all over the place, and that I seem to always be loitering outside your classroom. You see, the truth is that I am a stalker and I have totally been stalking you for the last two or three months (the days blur when I am able to gaze upon your unearthly visage, I have lost count). I have been watching you very closely and am now able to hang around just outside whatever classroom you're using whenever your class ends.

Yes, I am definitely a stalker. Don't be afraid, I'm a very benign sort of stalker. I just want to see you every single day that I am able to. Seeing you brightens up my day and I can enter my next class with a smile after each encounter. So yes, don't be afraid of me.

Seeing you today was the best thing that could have happened to me. I could feel happy electricity coursing through my, uh, nerves (?) as our eyes met through the dirty glass of your classroom door. Of course the starfish on the screen that I was laughing at was a cover, smoke-screen. I was secretly there in hopes that I would see you. Your hair looked fantastic today, too. I nearly reached out to touch it, but regained my self-control in time. As I promised, I'm a benign stalker, content just to skulk around and stare at you.

So, my stalkee (whatever your name is), I hope you aren't unnerved or anything and that you won't avoid me. I really, really want to continue accidentally-on-purpose bumping into you.

Sincerely,
your stalker.